Oh my GOD.
I’m currently sitting in the Starbucks in my supermarket waiting for a ride home. I live in fairly small, conservative, Southern community (by conservative, I mean the one that Jerry Falwell used to preside over).
I’ve got my laptop open, and a large 221B sticker on the lid.
OK SO I JUST GOT TO NUMBER ONE IN THIS KIM K GAME AND FUCKING SIMON CALLED ME TO HIS OFFICE AND ASKED ME WHICH ENDORSEMENT DEAL TO DO AND I TOOK THE ONE WHICH PAYED THE MOST AND I FUCKING LOSE A MILLION FANS BECAUSE I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY AND NOW IM BACK AT NUMBER 3, I QUIT. fuck you simon